🐊 KNGT 🐊 | Louisiana — Like many of you know, I don't really care about football. I will watch the Super Bowl for the food, and I am aware of the Saints, but that is all. I had to giggle when I learned that the NFL has a long list of prohibited items for players to wear. These regulations resemble your grandmother's rules before Sunday dinner more than they do with football.

The NFL has banned the following ten items this season. And no, I didn't make it up, According to Totalprosports.com here is the Top 10.

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NFL Rules on Face Masks and Helmets

10. Under the Helmet, Bandanas
No do-rags, no bandanas. The NFL probably doesn't want anyone to appear more attractive than the next guy.

9. Elegant Face Masks
They will fine you if you attempt to put some weird grill on your helmet. Only the dull ones are permitted.

8. Dark Visors
Players must get a doctor’s note in order to use the stylish visor that looks like sunglasses.

NFL’s Rules on Socks and Pants

7. Socks that are too low
Yes, you need to pull your socks up. Don’t even bother exposing a little skin. Kneecaps are disliked by the NFL.

6. Short trousers
The knees must be covered. The NFL is essentially the principal of your middle school.

Luxury Items Banned on the Field

5. Pricey Timepieces
A man attempted to wear a watch worth $350,000. "Nope," the league said. I’d pawn it before kickoff, so I can’t blame them.

4. Wild Footwear
The cleats will be outlawed if they don't match the team’s colors. Yeezys are not allowed on the field.

3. Personalized Footwear
If the NFL didn’t authorize them, don’t bother designing them yourself.

Odd Rules on Gear and Jewelry

2. Foreign Substances
In other words, avoid spreading anything on your equipment.

1. Unpredictable Hard Items
No gizmos, no jewelry, no nonsense. Basically, leave it at home if it’s not soft or flexible.

It turns out that the NFL has more fashion regulations than a prom at high school. Even though I don’t know much about football, I do know that these athletes worry about socks and pants more than the majority of people in this area do about Sunday worship.

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